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1994-11-09
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| Copyright 1994 High Desert Software, Inc.
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~<receiver>'s room!
Enter at your own risk!
~Our house rules:
Be kind to one another.
Name calling makes everyone sad.
Bedtime gets only two warnings.
Defend your siblings.
Try to do it yourself before you ask for help.
~We've missed you, Dad!
~This is the home of SUPERMOM!
~I don't do mouse work.
~Believe in yourself!
~Children may tear up a house,
but they never break up a home.
~We've lost our cat!
And we'd love him back!
~Among the best home furnishings are children.
~A small house will hold as much happiness
as a big one.
~The menu for the week is:
~We shoot every third salesman,
and the second one just left.
~When you're up to your ass in alligators,
it's hard to remember that your original
intention was to drain the swamp.
~The most valuable gift you can give your
family is a good example.
~Anger is never without reason,
but seldom with a good one.
Benjamin Franklin
~Some days it's better to stay in bed.
~Life is what happens to you while you're
making other plans.
~A food is not necessarily essential just
because your child hates it.
Katherine Whitehorn
Let's try and eat good and healthy food!
~The warmth of a home is not determined by it's heating system.
~Money can build a house, but it takes love to make it a home.
~Happy homes are built with blocks of patience.
A house is made of walls and beams;
a home is made with love and dreams.
~A happy family is like a baseball team -
Mom's pitching
Dad's catching
Kids' fielding
and everyone getting a turn at bat!
~Mom's message for the day:
~My shopping list:
~Vital necessities:
~Gotta go shopping:
~Born to shop:
~I don't do mouse work.
~Believe in yourself!
~If I'm a stay-at-home mom,
why am I always in the car?
~The phantom note writer strikes again!
~Home is where the heart is.
~This is a BLOCK HOME!
~Dieters rules:
No fat
No salt
No sugar
No way!